Sunday, October 05, 2008

Top Ten

Top Ten Messages Left On Sarah Palin's Answering Machine

"Hi, it's John McCain; I had to go to bed. How'd it go?"

"Hi, Katie Couric here. Have you thought of a Supreme Court case yet?"

"Hi, it's Bill Clinton. Let me know when Todd's out of town"

"My name is Joseph Sixpack -- knock it off"

"Hi, Katie Couric again -- think of any newspapers yet?"

"Buy the Late Show Fun Facts book. It's a bridge to hilarity"

"John McCain again; could you pick up my prescriptions?"

"Senator Larry Craig here -- do you have Joe Biden's phone number?"

"McCain again; do you remember where I parked the Straight Talk Express?"

"It's President Bush. If you're at the debate, who's watchin' Russia?"


RoseAnn said...

LOL! At least she's good for a laugh.

Jennifer said...

She is good for a joke! Let's hope it's only for another month :)